if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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