you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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