you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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