Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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