Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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