Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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