Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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