i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I bet he comes in French.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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