would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
be right there i have to get my cape
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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