do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
and you fell through a lawn chair
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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