Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
should my penis look like a turkey
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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