We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
