You surviving the open bar?
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Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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