Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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