He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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