D3 body, D1 cock
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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