Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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