Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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