There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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