drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Alive.
So much puke
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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