I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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