im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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