Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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