what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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