where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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