I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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