we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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