I must be too annoying 4 u.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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