I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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