Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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