do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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