She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
