Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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