My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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