scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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