Sry I called you an 8
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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