i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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