'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
