You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
vagina is talking i cant
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The adults are the big ones right?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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