1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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