He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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