My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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