You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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