butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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