guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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