The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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