Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Randomize
