I hate your face
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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