i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We are all done wearing pants today
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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