Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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